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theshitneyspears:

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

(Source: theshitneyspears, via loveserum)

deep-space-babe:

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

(via anactualchristmastree)

fleur-lungs:

“The trouble with me is that whether I get love or not / I suffer from it.”

— C.K. Williams, from The Collected Poems; “On the Roof,”

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via x-overrvted-x)

anemicspice:

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vampireapologist:

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

(via anactualchristmastree)

straightboyfriend:

if you are mean to lesbians or bi ladies i will take out my large & dangerous rock & kill you with it

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greelin:

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

(via loveserum)

barbiegal:

i love love… and the color pink… and valentines day.. and strawberries and gold and glitter and chocolate and peaches and roses and perfume and

(Source: succubarbie, via mellowgf)